Sweet Punishment: I Watched It So You Don’t Have To!

Despite her innocence, Hina Saotome is about to be sent to a prison filled with dangerous(ly hot) men. There she must be punished by a sexy, sadistic guard and be subject to his “heartless yet sweet domination.” This is Sweet Punishment: I Am the Guard’s Private Pet, a short-form, web-only ecchi series.

Soooooo…you’re telling me everyone’s gearing up for their seasonal episodic reviews, and no one is covering this?? I’m disappointed. Well, don’t worry, I’m so dedicated to making sure y’all can get seasonal coverage of every anime out there that I watched the whole four minute long censored first episode on YouTube with no English subtitles. You’re welcome.

sweet punishment oh boy looks great
I’m gonna count watching this as studying Japanese, if you don’t mind.

From the get-go I realize, hey! These guys made all those other weird anime I’ve been automatically marking as “to skip” on livechart.me! Like last season’s 25 Year Old High School Girl, the one about an adult woman pretending to be a high-school student and fucking a teacher to keep her secret…because that’s a plot that makes sense. They also have one about a girl entering a BDSM relationship with a monk(?) and another one called My Marriage Partner is My Student, a Cocky Troublemaker. Clearly, these guys put out some quality content, and it’s a shame no aniblogger has dared tread these waters before.

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Such detailed artwork!

We start off with this girl being sentenced to prison time for reasons unknown. She shouts that she hasn’t done anything, and this bespectacled man (her boyfriend? her overly passionate lawyer?) starts begging them to believe her.
They don’t believe her.
She’s going to sexy prison.

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For some reason, prison is a castle???

Right away we get some weird foot-in-face action that I guess we’re supposed to find erotic. Nothing sexier than a poorly animated foot floating in a girl’s face!

She looks up and comments on the guard’s “beautiful face,” which…um…sure, girly, if you’re into thousand mile long chins. Then he proceeds to say a bunch of things I couldn’t understand, but I do know he brands her as “#39” and tells her she’s the only woman in the prison. Which…sounds scary as shit and not all sexy, but hey, I shouldn’t kinkshame my girl too soon. We’re only on episode one, after all.

He leads her to her prison cell and then of course tells her she needs to take all her clothes off and…

LOOK AT THIS. It’s like they just slapped the Toon Town cursor right over her cooch! Instead of the classic black bar, they just hired Mickey Mouse to cup those titties for them. I’m seriously weeping over this GIANT GLOVE placed over her ass. I’m really excited to see how they censor any sex scenes. Is it just going to be a literal glove over his dick? Is this even allowed to have sex scenes? What’s the protocol for YouTube softcore porn cartoons?

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I looked up what こうせい​·しょう meant, and from what I’ve gathered, this screencap either says “you’re my prostitute” OR “The Ministry of Health and Welfare.”

Anyways. Before they start actually doing anything, #39 wakes up all freaked out. I’m not sure if she was just dreaming of being smashed or if she passed out mid-smash, but we’re treated to a flashback of Chinny Chin Chin explaining that #39 is the only woman in the prison again…even though it’s literally only been two minutes since we heard him say this.

Two of the prisoners start trying to beat each other up, and homegirl starts making eyes at this tattooed man. He must be pretty tough since he freaked out Mohawk Prisoner, and obviously nothing is more powerful than the ability to frighten someone who has a mohawk.

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Pleeeeeeeeeeease reveal those tit-toos to be matching Rafikis

And that’s the end of the episode! Riveting, no?

For some reason, I feel compelled to watch this through, despite the fact that it will definitely be hot garbage. Actually, I want to watch it because it’ll be hot garbage. That’s my favorite kind of garbage.

…I guess I just committed to this for the whole season. It’s fine. I know you saw this was coming out and said you “didn’t” “want” to “watch” it…but I know deep down you kinda did, because you like hot garbage, too. So I’ve got your back on this one. We’re in this together. …Or, maybe I’m just forcing you to be in this with me. Either way, I’m putting this on your feed every other week now. Enjoy, because we are truly in the hell zone now.

9 thoughts on “Sweet Punishment: I Watched It So You Don’t Have To!

  1. The gloved hands almost make me want to watch it so I can laugh. I do have to wonder about protocol in this prison. The fact that she’s at a male prison, even though she’s female, is a violation of her rights…right? Unless the state doesn’t believe that she’s female, in which case she may be a trans woman whose rights are violated again.

    I hope you continue this. I want to see what happens next without actually seeing what happens next lol.

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    1. I really did let out a little shriek at the gloves, I was REALLY not expecting them haha.
      And I didn’t even think about that… They haven’t even said why she was sent to prison (she’s innocent, apparently, but they don’t even tell you what she’s accused of). Maybe secretly this show is gearing up to deliver a powerful message about gender identity in prisons. Now THAT would be a plot twist.
      And I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’m pretty invested now, so I can pretend I’m watching it out of a sense of duty now lmao

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    1. I know I’m responding to this super late, but it used to be on YouTube. it got taken down obvi and then i tried to find it again and got a computer virus LMAO so i wouldn’t recommend searching for it

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