TOP 10 ANIME EYEBROWS OF WINTER 2020: Return of The Nubs You Love

April 19, 2020 ~ Jenn ~ 5 Comments

Aaaaaaaaaah, yes. It’s that time again. Time for the most important anime coverage of the season. It’s time for me to rank the animated eyebrows that graced your screens this winter…a few weeks late, as always. Believe it or not, I actually watched quite a few of this season’s offerings – for once, I had a decent list of brows at the ready, instead of frantically looking through shows last minute to see if there were any contenders.

Was it a season where scruffy eyebrows reigned? Or a season full of waifish thin brows? Was it one where those thick ‘n short nubs peppered the foreheads of cute anime girls? Or was it full of average arches? Click on to find out whether Winter 2020 made our eyebrow dreams come true…

Continue reading →

Top 10 Anime Eyebrows of Summer 2019: Return Of The Brow Inspector

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 ~ Jenn ~ 8 Comments

I’ve really fumbled the eyebrow bag this season…well, the past few seasons, really. I gotta be honest with you, I have not watched shit lately. I’ve caught some Dr. Stone and Fire Force in passing via my boyfriend watching it in the living room, but that’s about it.

HOWEVER. Dr. Stone characters ALONE have some truly inspirational eyebrows. Taiju has the kind of thick fuzzy peaks that would make Groucho Marx jealous, and Senku’s lightening accents above his eyes electrified me. Those beautiful silken strands pushed me to put my Female Eyebrow Inspector glasses back on and give the people another definitive Top Anime Eyebrow list.

Continue reading “Top 10 Anime Eyebrows of Summer 2019: Return Of The Brow Inspector” →

Top 10 Best Anime Eyebrows of Winter 2019: The Thick Brows That Warmed Us

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 ~ Jenn ~ 3 Comments

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, FOLKS! That’s right, it’s about a week after the end of the last anime season, which means it’s time for my to put on my Eyebrow Assessment Monocle and distribute the coveted award of Best Anime Eyebrow.

my hero academia hot girl monocle.png — A+ monocle, but C- eyebrows.

Believe it or not, I actually followed a lot of series through this season. I was BIG into Boogiepop and The Promised Neverland in particular, and of course Mob Psycho 100. If I were a better blogger, I would write a review of those series, but alas. I only review eyebrows here, not entire anime series.

Now, infamously, I write these Top 10 lists without having actually seen any of the season’s offerings. This time, I actually watched, but somehow that made this list HARDER to write. I was busy paying attention to insignificant things like a character’s pErSoNaLiTy and bEhAvIoR. But no worries, I have now adjusted the monocle and am ready to list.

tsumugi-kotobuki-tsumugi-kotobuki-e7-90-b4-e5-90-b9-e7-b4-ac-16562145-1920-1080 — May the Queen of Anime Eyebrows guide us through this list…

Continue reading “Top 10 Best Anime Eyebrows of Winter 2019: The Thick Brows That Warmed Us” →

Top 10 Best Anime Eyebrows of Fall 2018: That’s Right, I’m Still Writing This Shit!

January 16, 2019January 15, 2019 ~ Jenn ~ 12 Comments

Well, well, well. Another season has ended, which means I’m contractually obligated to post another eyebrow countdown. Just like with every other anime season, I’ve completely neglected to cover anything as it aired…BUT, I did take note of some sexy, sexy eyebrows. And by sexy, I mean “delightful and attractive in a non-sexual and lawful way,” because I’m realizing now that most of these brows are attached to underage characters. Boy, this one’s off to a great start, huh!

If you’ve missed the other eyebrow posts, let me give a brief synopsis: I love a good anime eyebrow. The meatier, the better. Though it doesn’t all come down to thickness…sometimes, a particularly expressive eyebrow is enough to warm the cockles of my heart.

Also, the best brows forever belong to Tsumugi Kotobuki, and she will never EVER be topped. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to the list.

Continue reading “Top 10 Best Anime Eyebrows of Fall 2018: That’s Right, I’m Still Writing This Shit!” →

Top 10 Best Anime Eyebrows of Summer 2018: The Most Important Seasonal Round-Up There Is!

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018 ~ Jenn ~ 9 Comments

I’ve talked about my love for anime eyebrows before, but in case you didn’t see that, let me reiterate: I love me a good anime eyebrow. If they’re thick, scraggly, or just generally super expressive, then I’m in love. So many anime eyebrows seem little more than a simple line drawn onto a face with little thought…so whenever there’s an eyebrow that clearly has some LOVE etched into it, I can’t help but take notice.

Now, I meant to make one of these lists for the Spring 2018 season, but alas. My blogging has been very inconsistent in the past few months. It’s a shame, because Remy Fool gave me a lot of good nominations for Spring 2018 Best Eyebrows, too! I just didn’t get around to making the post, and by the time I had time, the season was long past.

giphy — Please respect that the title of Ultimate Eyebrow Queen will forever belong to Tsumugi Kotobuki, regardless of this listicle’s results.

But fear not, good followers. I have not forsaken the eyebrow countdown. This season, I’m back, and I actually watched a decent amount of series so that I could gather adequate eyebrow data for this list. Let’s start this list! Segway!!

Continue reading “Top 10 Best Anime Eyebrows of Summer 2018: The Most Important Seasonal Round-Up There Is!” →